Monday, March 31, 2008

Cleaning

Around my area it is raining and as I was checking my e-mail I found a poem that was funny and right for a day such as this. This is so me. Just enjoy.

Cleaning Poem

I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'computering',
And I had to answer 'yes.'

He told me to get off my fanny
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my work...
I didn't mean to 'click.'

But click, I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site
That I got SO way into...
I was into it all night. <>

Nothing's changed except my mouse
It's very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess...
While I sit here on my hiney.

5 comments:

Denise said...

Tooooooooo cute poem and as for the lady in my post...... she is either ok with it or she is blind...... wonder where her husband was....... did he look at her and say " Dear you look great?" ahahhaha have a blessed week..

Greatfullivin said...

Way too cute, Joyce. That's me too. I have to leave the pc off to get anything done...LOL. It is just one little click, then another and another. Rain here AGAIN!! I do have a few daffodils blooming so it is sure to get nice, sooner or later! Hugs!

storyteller said...

What a fun poem! Thanks for sharing it today. I’m glad I’m not the only one who ‘ignores’ dust for my laptop ;--)
Hugs and blessings,

Jodie Wolfe said...

Cute.

Hello!
I am in the process of researching for a book I would like to write that addresses ten struggles that Christian women face. I would love to have your input as well.

Thank you for any help you can give me. All I need is the list of ten things as well as your age. Thank you!

Betty said...

Loved the poem, Joyce. I had seen a different version of this.

Name

What Joyce Means
You are fair, honest, and logical. You are a natural leader, and people respect you. You never give up, and you will succeed... even if it takes you a hundred tries. You are rational enough to see every part of a problem. You are great at giving other people advice. You are well rounded, with a complete perspective on life. You are solid and dependable. You are loyal, and people can count on you. At times, you can be a bit too serious. You tend to put too much pressure on yourself. You are a free spirit, and you resent anyone who tries to fence you in. You are unpredictable, adventurous, and always a little surprising. You may miss out by not settling down, but you're too busy having fun to care. You are very open. You communicate well, and you connect with other people easily. You are a naturally creative person. Ideas just flow from your mind. A true chameleon, you are many things at different points in your life. You are very adaptable. You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone. You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together. At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together.

Heart

Your Heart is Red and Green
Your heart is serene and peaceful.
You are down to earth, laid back, and secure in who you are.
You bring strength and sanity to relationships.
You're good at communicating and working through problems.