In the past few weeks, thoughts of who God is and what God has done for me and for all individuals on this earth has been on my mind. My heart is doing weird things and am so glad for the Doctors God has educated. For now all is well, but in the next two of three months a great Doctor is going to fix my heart so it will be healthy and not have to have a pace maker to make it run. In the future I will try to explain what they are going to do.
God is so good. HE has created men and women who have the knowledge to make equipment and instruments for Doctors to use to heal all of us who are sick if they can.
The following came to me from a cousin in an e-mail and thought someone else would enjoy it.
RECALL NOTICE:
The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
Some of the symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect.
The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the S.I.N. defect is, JESUS will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self-control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on JESUS.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The S.I.N. defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention!
--GOD
P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by 'Knee-mail'!
"In God We Trust!"
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2 comments:
God is good!!!! Will be thinking about you and praying for you in the next few months. Keep up updated!
Good Morning Joyce. Indeed, GOD is good, all the time, GOD is good. Glad your heart is okay for now and will be praying for you in the next few months. Do keep us updated on how things are going. Even tho I only blog on Sunday's, you can email me if you want to. We have had a cold snap here and been under freeze warnings the last couple of nights. Take care my friend and hope you have a great upcoming week. May GOD continue to Bless you and yours.
Love and hugs,
Karen H.
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