I am not a grandparent yet. If and when I will become one I would us this. I needed a good laugh and this answered the bill for today. I hope this will make your day or evening and feel free to laugh all you want.

Grandparents' Answering Machine

Good morning. . . . At present we are not at home but please leave your message after you hear the beep.

If you are one of our children, press 1 and then select the option from 1 to 3 in order of "arrival" so we know who it is.

If you need us to stay with the children/pet, press 2.

If you want to borrow the car, press 3.

If you want us to wash and iron your clothes, press 4

If you want the grandchildren/pet to sleep here tonight, press 5

If you want us to pick up the kids at school, or pet at the Vet, press 6

If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 7

If you want to come to eat here, press 8

If you need money, press 9

If you are going to invite us to dinner or take us to the theater start talking - we are listening !!