Monday, July 27, 2009

I thought a good laugh was needed today and a good friend sent this to me in an e-mail. I hope this will make your day a happier one.


Ole and Sven

Reverend Ole is the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church and Pastor Sven is the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road. One day they were seen pounding a sign into the ground, that said:
DA END ISS NEAR!
TURN YERSELF AROUNT
NOW BAFOR IT'S TOO LATE!
As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, "Leave me alone, you Skandihoovian religious nuts!"
From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.
Rev. Ole turns to Pastor Sven and asks, "Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say, Bridge Out?"

2 comments:

Talk..to..Grams said...

Lol!!! Oh My! My grandpa came from Sweden!! You know what say about the Swedes!! "You can always tell a Swede but you can't tell him much"!!
Thanks for sharing! Hugs Grams

Anonymous said...

You always have such fun and uplifting blogs. I need to visit more often.

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