I feel like this today. I am glad a cousin of mine sent it to me by an e-mail. I have read different ways this has been put. What a joy it is to be over 60 and still able to laugh at myself. All of you have a great day.


My 9 Boyfriends!

I am seeing 9 gentlemen every day. As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.

Then I go to see John.

Then Charlie Horse comes along & when he is here, he takes a lot of my time & attention.

When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up & stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.

After such a busy day, I'm really tired & glad to go to bed with Ben Gay. What a life! Oh, Yes, I'm flirting with Al Zymer.

And thinking of calling BUD WEISER , JACK DANIELS or JOHNNY WALKER to come and keep me company.
Now remember:
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes...so have fun think 'good thoughts' only, learn to laugh at yourself, and count your blessings!!