Monday, January 18, 2010

Advice


Old Farmer's Advice:

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.

Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.

Meanness don't jes' happen overnight..

Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.

Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

You cannot unsay a cruel word.

Every path has a few puddles.

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

The best sermons are lived, not preached.

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.

Don't judge folks by their relatives.

Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

Live a good, honorable life... Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.

Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't bothering you none.

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around..

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply.
Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

As I was reading this e-mail I got to thinking about the farmers I met when I was first married. They were men who gave my Husband some of the same advice as we were beginning our farming adventure. I hope you enjoyed reading this post and some of you will remember advice given to you when you were young.

2 comments:

Denise said...

I just do not know which one was my favorite but I think this one.

The best sermons are lived, not preached.

We could take each one of these and live by them........ The world has run a muck! AND as for the book.. Watch for my next Samaritan Women this week sometime..... The Lord has confirmed to me what HE told me to do in 1983 or so......... I am starting a book.......

It is good to see you again.. Not sure how we got parted but you are back on my list......

Frazzled Farm Wife said...

What a great post and sooooo true! Some of it sure gave me a good laugh today!

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