Cash for Clunkers…
If my body were a car , this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull. But that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close..
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it --
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.
CASH FOR CLUNKERS..........I QUALIFY - How about You?
I do qualify, how about you. I received this from a good friend and I just had to post it.
3 comments:
I thought you had a picture of me there!
Chatty Crone said it all!! That post just about sums it up!! Hugs, Grams
Joyce, nice hearing from you and I am oh so glad that something I said in my blog helped you. That is such a wonderful reason for me to keep blogging. I know that times are hard and they are for us too, but we have two choices..one to laugh and one to cry!! My choice is laughter!! God gives us these choices and I just think we should choose wisely.
Hope that things are better with you..
Sandy
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