Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Dear God

Out of the mouths of children. Have you every thought about some of these questions? You will laugh and you may even cry.

Dear God:
1. Dear God, Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now. Amanda

2. Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up. Joyce

3. Dear Mr. God, I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart I had to have 3 stitches and a shot. Janet

4. God, I read the bible. What does beget mean? Nobody will tell me. Love Alison

5. Dear God, How did you know you were God? Who told you? Charlene

6. Dear God, Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his golf words in the house? Anita

7. Dear God, I bet it's very hard for you
to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. Nancy

8. Dear God, I like the story about Noah the best of all of them. You really made up some good ones. I like walking on water, too. Glenn

9. Dear God, My Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy. How far back do you go? Love, Denis

10. Dear God, Do you draw the lines around the countries? If you don't, who does? Nathan

11. Dear God, Did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an accident? Norma

12. Dear God, In bible times, did they really talk that fancy?
Jennifer

13. Dear God, How come you did all those miracles in the old days and don't do any now? Billy

14. Dear God, Please send Denis Clark to a different summer camp this year. Peter

15. Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they each had their own rooms. It works out OK with me and my brother. Larry

16. Dear God, I keep waiting for spring, but it never did come yet. What's up? Don't forget. Mark

17. Dear God, My brother told me about how you are born but it just doesn't sound right. What do you say? Marsha

18. Dear God, If you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you
my new shoes. Barbara

19. Dear God, Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know him through the business? Donny

20. Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God than you. Well, I just want you to know that. I am not just saying that because you are already God. Charles

21. Dear God, It is great the way you always get the stars in the right place. Why can't you do that with the moon? Jeff

22. Dear God, I am doing the best I can. Really !! Frank

23. Dear God, I didn't think orange went
with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday night. That was really cool. Thomas

2 comments:

Karen H. said...

Good Morning joycce,
I love all the sayings here from Children. Only out of the mouth of Babes. They can come up with some whoppers at times. LOL. "THANK YOU" for sharing a little latughter with us today. Take care my friend and ahave a wonderful Wednesday. May GOD BLess you and yours.
Love,
Karen H.

Ramblins of a middle-aged goddess said...

Thanks for stopping by my blog. i need to do a new post..I have been so behind!!
This money is stuff is awful lately or I mean since Christmas really.
I read that you recently got your college degree..wow!! I am so proud of you for that..What a lot of nerve that took to do...Congrats!!
I go this Thursday for my knee repair..Fun...
Come back again..

Name

What Joyce Means
You are fair, honest, and logical. You are a natural leader, and people respect you. You never give up, and you will succeed... even if it takes you a hundred tries. You are rational enough to see every part of a problem. You are great at giving other people advice. You are well rounded, with a complete perspective on life. You are solid and dependable. You are loyal, and people can count on you. At times, you can be a bit too serious. You tend to put too much pressure on yourself. You are a free spirit, and you resent anyone who tries to fence you in. You are unpredictable, adventurous, and always a little surprising. You may miss out by not settling down, but you're too busy having fun to care. You are very open. You communicate well, and you connect with other people easily. You are a naturally creative person. Ideas just flow from your mind. A true chameleon, you are many things at different points in your life. You are very adaptable. You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone. You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together. At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together.

Heart

Your Heart is Red and Green
Your heart is serene and peaceful.
You are down to earth, laid back, and secure in who you are.
You bring strength and sanity to relationships.
You're good at communicating and working through problems.