Friday, March 26, 2010


This is a bit of humor about growing old. A cousin sent it to me in an e-mail and I what to share it with yoou.



A group of 40 year old girlfriends discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Sea Shack restaurant because the waiters there are totally hot.

10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Sea Shack restaurant because the food there is very good and the wine selection is good also.

10 years later at 60 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Sea Shack because they can eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant is smoke free.

10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Sea Shack because the restaurant is wheel chair accessible and they even have an elevator.

10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Sea Shack because that would be a great idea because they have never been there before.

Monday, March 22, 2010

Fun Facts


A Fun Fact for Each State

ALABAMA ... Was the first place to have 9-1-1, started in 1968.

ALASKA ... One out of every 64 people has a pilot's license.

ARIZONA ... Is the only state in the continental U.S. that

doesn't follow Daylight Savings Time.

ARKANSAS ... Has the only active diamond mine in the U.S.

CALIFORNIA ... Its economy is so large that if it were a country,

it would rank seventh in the entire world.

COLORADO ... In 1976 it became the only state to

turn down the Olympics.

CONNECTICUT ... The Frisbee was invented

here at Yale University .

DELAWARE ... Has more scientists and engineers

than any other state.

DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA ... Washington

was the world's first planned capital.

FLORIDA

... At 759 square miles, Jacksonville is

the U.S. 's largest city.

GEORGIA ... It was here, in 1886, that pharmacist

John Pemberton made the first vat of Coca-Cola.

HAWAII .. Hawaiians live, on average, five years longer

than residents in any other state.

IDAHO ... TV was invented in Rigby, Idaho, in 1922.

ILLINOIS ... The Chicago River is dyed green every St.Patrick's Day

INDIANA .... Home to Santa Claus, Indiana,

which get a half million letters to Santa every year.

IOWA ... Winnebagos get their name from Winnebago County .

Also, it is the only state that begins with two vowels.

KANSAS ... Liberal, Kansas, has an exact replica of

the house in The Wizard of Oz.

KENTUCKY ... Has more than $6 billion in gold

underneath Fort Knox .

LOUISIANA ... Has parishes instead of counties

because they were originally Spanish church units.

MAINE ... It's so big, it covers as many square miles

as the other five New England states combined.

MARYLAND ... The Ouija board was created in Baltimore in 1892.

MASSACHUSETTS ... The Fig Newton is named after

Newton, Massachusetts.

MICHIGAN ... Fremont, home to Gerber, is the

baby food capital of the world.

MINNESOTA ... Bloomington 's Mall of America is so big, if you

spent 10 minutes in each store, you'd be there nearly four days.

MISSISSIPPI ... President Teddy Roosevelt refused to

shoot a bear here ... that's how the teddy bear got its name.

MISSOURI ... Is the birthplace of the ice cream cone.

MONTANA ... A sapphire from Montana is in the

Crown Jewels of England .

NEBRASKA ... More triplets are born here than in any other state.

NEW HAMPSHIRE ... Birthplace of Tupperware,

invented in 1938 by Earl Tupper.

NEW JERSEY ... Has the most shopping malls in one

area in the world.

NEW MEXICO ... Smokey the Bear was rescued from

a 1950 forest fire here.

NEW YORK ... Is home to the nation's oldest cattle ranch,

started in 1747 in Montauk.

NORTH CAROLINA ... Home of the first Krispy Kreme doughnut.

NORTH DAKOTA ... Rigby, North Dakota, is the exact

geographic center of North America .

OHIO ... The hot dog was invented here in 1900. OH !!!!

OKLAHOMA ... The grounds of the state capital are

covered by operating oil wells.

OREGON ... Has the most ghost towns in the country.

PENNSYLVANIA ... The smiley, :) was first used in 1980

by computer scientists at Carnegie Mellon University .

RHODE ISLAND ... The nation's oldest bar, the

White Horse Tavern, opened here in 1673

SOUTH CAROLINA ... Sumter County is home to the

world's largest gingko farm.

SOUTH DAKOTA ... Is the only state that's never

had an earthquake.

TENNESSEE ... Nashville 's Grand Ole Opry is the longest

running live radio show in the world.

TEXAS ... Dr. Pepper was invented in Waco back in 1885.

UTAH ... The first Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant

opened here in 1952.

VERMONT ... Montpelier is the only state capital

without a McDonald's.

VIRGINIA ... Home of the world's largest office building ....

the Pentagon.

WASHINGTON ... Has twice as many college graduates

per capita as any other state.

WEST VIRGINIA ... Had the world's first brick paved street,

Summers Street, laid in Charleston in 1870.

WISCONSIN ... The ice cream sundae was invented

here in 1881 to get around Blue Laws prohibiting

ice cream from being sold on Sundays.

WYOMING ... Was the first state to allow women to vote.

I hope you enjoyed this. Just bits of triviavI found interesting. A friend sent this to me and I wanted to share it with my Blog friends throughout the United States.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010


A little girl stood near a small church from which she had been turned away because it was 'too crowded.'
'I can't go to Sunday School,' she sobbed to the pastor as he walked by.

Seeing her shabby, unkempt appearance, the pastor guessed the reason and, taking her by the hand, took her inside and found a place for her in the Sunday school class. The child was so happy that they found room for her, and she went to bed that night thinking of the children who have no place to worship Jesus.

Some two years later, this child lay dead in one of the poor tenement buildings. Her parents called for the kindhearted pastor who had befriended their daughter to handle the final arrangements.
As her poor little body was being moved, a worn and crumpled red purse was found which seemed to have been rummaged from some trash dump.
Inside was found 57 cents and a note, scribbled in childish handwriting, which read: 'This is to help build the little church bigger so more children can go to Sunday School.'
For two years she had saved for this offering of love.

When the pastor tearfully read that note, he knew instantly what he would do. Carrying this note and the cracked, red pocketbook to the pulpit, he told the story of her unselfish love and devotion.
He challenged his deacons to get busy and raise enough money for the larger building.
But the story does not end there.
A newspaper learned of the story and published It. It was read by a wealthy realtor who offered them a parcel of land worth many thousands..

When told that the church could not pay so much, he offered to sell it to the little church for 57 cents.

Church members made large donations. Checks came from far and wide.
Within five years the little girl's gift had increased to $250,000.00--a huge sum for that time (near the turn of the century). Her unselfish love had paid large dividends.

When you are in the city of Philadelphia , look up Temple Baptist Church , with a seating capacity of 3,300. And be sure to visit TempleUniversity, where thousands of students are educated.

Have a look, too, at the Good Samaritan Hospital and at a Sunday School building which houses hundreds of beautiful children, built so that no child in the area will ever need to be left outside during Sunday school time.

In one of the rooms of this building may be seen the picture of the sweet face of the little girl whose 57 cents, so sacrificially saved, made such remarkable history. Alongside of it is a portrait of her kind pastor, Dr. Russell H. Conwell, author of the book, 'Acres of Diamonds'.
This is a true story, which goes to show WHAT GOD CAN DO WITH 57 CENTS.

St. Theresa Prayer
May today there be peace within.
May you trust your highest power that you are exactly where you are meant to be.
May you not forget the infinite possibilities that are born of faith.

May you use those gifts that you have received, and pass on the love that has been given to you.
May you be content knowing you are a child of God.
Let this presence settle into our bones, and allow your soul the freedom to sing and dance. It is there for each and every one of you.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Growing Old


Observations on Growing Older

Your kids are becoming you...and you don't like them
but your grandchildren are perfect!

Going out is good.
Coming home is better!

When people say you look "Great"
they add "for your age!"

When you needed the discount you paid full price.
Now you get discounts on everything ...
movies, hotels, flights, but you're too tired to use them.

You forget names, but it's OK
because other people forgot
they even knew you!!!

The 5 pounds you wanted to lose
is now 15 and you have a better chance
of losing your keys than the 15 pounds.

You realize you're never going
to be really good at anything, especially golf.

Your husband is counting on you
to remember things you don't remember.

The things you used to care to do,
you no longer care to do,
but you really do care that you
don't care to do them anymore.

Your husband sleeps better on a lounge chair
with the TV blaring than he does in bed.
It's called his "pre-sleep".

Remember when your mother said
"Wear clean underwear in case you GET in an accident"?
Now you bring clean underwear in case you HAVE an accident!

You used to say,
"I hope my kids GET married ...
Now, "I hope they STAY married!"

You miss the days when everything worked
with just an "ON" and "OFF" switch..

Then GOOGLE, ipod, email, modem ...
were unheard of, and a mouse was something
that made you climb on a table.

You used to use more 4 letter words ...
"what?"..."when?" ???

Now that you can afford
expensive jewelry, it's not safe to wear it anywhere.

Your husband has a night out with the guys
but he's home by 9:00 P.M. ...next week it will be 8:30 P.M.

You read 100 pages into a book before you realize you've read it.
Notice everything they sell in stores is "sleeveless"?!!!
What used to be freckles are now liver spots.
Everybody whispers.

Now that your husband has retired ...
you'd give anything if he'd find a job!

You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet ....
2 of which you will never wear.

But old is good in some things:
old songs
old movies
And best of all OLD FRIENDS!!

The best one I relate to is remembering names of people. I can see a person in my minds eye, but to remenber the name is over my head. God is always with me through any age so old age will be no different.

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Dancing With God


I pray this will give you some thought. I received this from my daughter and knew I needed to share with all of you. The picture just blows my mind on how they were able to make it.

Dancing With God

When I meditated on the word Guidance,
I kept seeing "dance" at the end of the word.
I remember reading that doing God's will is a lot like dancing.

When two people try to lead, nothing feels right.
The movement doesn't flow with the music,
And everything is quite uncomfortable and jerky.
When one person realizes that, and lets the other lead,
Both bodies begin to flow with the music.
One gives gentle cues, perhaps with a nudge to the back

Or by pressing lightly in one direction or another.
It's as if two become one body, moving beautifully.
The dance takes surrender, willingness,
And attentiveness from one person
And gentle guidance and skill from the other.
My eyes drew back to the word Guidance.

When I saw "G" , I thought of God, followed by "u" and "I".
"God, "u" and "I" dance."
God, you, and I dance.
As I lowered my head, I became willing to trust
That I would get guidance about my life.
Once again, I became willing to let God lead.
My prayer for you today is that God's blessings
And mercies are upon you on this day and everyday.
May you abide in God, as God abides in you.
Dance together with God, trusting God to lead
And to guide you through each season of your life.
This prayer is powerful, and there is nothing attached.

If God has done anything for you in your life,
Please share this message with someone else.
Interceding in prayer is one of the best gifts we can receive.

There is no cost but a lot of rewards ,
So let's continue to pray for one another.
And I Hope You Dance!

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...
it's about learning to dance in the rain.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

God Has A Positive Answer


I like friends and relatives who send me very interesting e-mails that I can share with those I do not have a e-mail address for. Yes, God always has an answer for every good or bad thing that happens to us and here are a few with the Bible verse to go along with it. Please enjoy.

HANDY LITTLE CHART - GOD HAS A POSITIVE ANSWER:

YOU SAY
GOD SAYS
BIBLE VERSES

You say: 'It's Impossible'
God says: All things are possible
(Luke 18:27)

You say: 'I'm too tired'
God says: I will give you rest
(Matthew 11:28-30)

You say: 'Nobody really loves me'
God says: I love you
(John 3:1 6 & John 3:34)

You say: 'I can not go on'
God says: My grace is sufficient
(II Corinthians 12:9 & Psalm 91:15)

You say: 'I can not figure things out'
God says: I will direct your steps
(Proverbs 3:5 -- 6)

You say: 'I can not do it'
God says: You can do all things
(Philippians 4:13)

You say: 'I'm not able'
God says: I am able
(II Corinthians 9:8)

You say: 'It's not worth it'
God says: It will be worth it
(Roman 8:28)

You say: 'I can not forgive myself'
God says: I Forgive You
(I John 1:9 & Romans 8:1)

You say: 'I can not manage'
God says: I will supply all your needs
(Philippians 4:19)

You say: 'I'm afraid'
God says: I have not given you a spirit of fear
(II Timothy 1:7)

You say: 'I'm always worried and frustrated'
God says: Cast all your cares on ME
(I Peter 5:7)

You say: 'I'm not smart enough'
God says: I give you wisdom
(I Corinthians 1:30)

You say: 'I feel all alone'
God says: I will never leave you or forsake you
(Hebrews 13:5)

Sunday, February 28, 2010


Good day to all. I love all of you and I would hope that you would leave a small message with a comment on what you think of what I had to say. I liked this picture because it brought thoughts of Spring. I know it will be here before I know it.

Name

What Joyce Means
You are fair, honest, and logical. You are a natural leader, and people respect you. You never give up, and you will succeed... even if it takes you a hundred tries. You are rational enough to see every part of a problem. You are great at giving other people advice. You are well rounded, with a complete perspective on life. You are solid and dependable. You are loyal, and people can count on you. At times, you can be a bit too serious. You tend to put too much pressure on yourself. You are a free spirit, and you resent anyone who tries to fence you in. You are unpredictable, adventurous, and always a little surprising. You may miss out by not settling down, but you're too busy having fun to care. You are very open. You communicate well, and you connect with other people easily. You are a naturally creative person. Ideas just flow from your mind. A true chameleon, you are many things at different points in your life. You are very adaptable. You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone. You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together. At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together.

Heart

Your Heart is Red and Green
Your heart is serene and peaceful.
You are down to earth, laid back, and secure in who you are.
You bring strength and sanity to relationships.
You're good at communicating and working through problems.